How I Lost My Virginity: Twice

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I was 15 and I just wanted to get it over with already. So, I did what any experience seeking, teenaged sociopath would do.  I slept with the first idiot who came along.

That’s right, to lose my virginity.

His name was Mason Hudge but I like to refer to him as Mason Huge.

Soon you will understand why.

Huge was in the same grade as I was. Unlike me, he was into the heavy metal scene. Huge wore all black, combat boots and a spiked collar. He didn’t have much of a personality and he was really short. Also, I’m pretty sure Huge thought he was a vampire.

After making out with half the neighborhood my freshman year and being called a tease, I decided I was finally ready to see what all the fuss was about. That and I was hanging out with my new friend Butterfly who was…

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