I’m A Dumb Slut Because Smart Whores Get Paid.

It's not my fault.

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In my Most recent attempt to get over Donut I stumbled upon the worst sex of my life.

Brutus, The Bar Owner, Beef Cake. Congratulations to you sir! Brutus is the first man that I have had sex with (more than once) that was unable to give me an orgasm. That’s quite the accomplishment.

The first time I had sex with Brutus was in the back of his bar, in his “liquor room”, on a stool. You see, I told Brutus that I “wasn’t that girl” (and resisted his weenie for a good five dates before this).

I obviously was.

He slipped his ding-dong in me that night for the first time. Three thrusts later, he pulled…

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