Top Ten Disadvantages to Marrying A Writer
10- He encourages you to find your voice even when you don’t have laryngitis
9- You will be expected to critique the first draft of the Dear John letter he is writing for you.
8- Writer’s block prevents her from completing the grocery list.
7- During disagreements your spouse will always take the omniscient point of view.
6- He provides vivid descriptions of what he did in the bathroom.
5- The only time he will throw out the garbage if you refer to it as the slush pile.
4- During the middle of an argument your spouse stops to search for a thesaurus in order to avoid word repetition.
3- You go to a sex counselor and realize your spouse’s definition of climax is different from yours.
2- Your spouse will inform you the threatening tone…
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