Devil Girl Diaries 6 – (Where Did She Go)

The Lonely Author

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Every man has that one unforgettable woman that will haunt him until his final day; the girl that got away. Allie detested television, vanilla ice cream, and missionary. She explored the depths of her sexuality; while I discovered the heights of my pain. My muse had a nickname. I called her Devil Girl. I write these words to ease my sorrows. My name is Andrew.

This is our story.

the moving train rocked gently

Devil Girl moved back and forth

against the groin that pressed her bottom

causing a smile on construction workers face

I had enough of watching

muscle man and my Allie

do the subterranean lambada

the train pulled into the station

perfect time to move toward them

the doors opened

an elderly woman boarded

I slowly helped her to the nearest seat

my gaze returned to Allie

she was gone

my eyes darted from left to right

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A Window Into the Power Plant Man Bedroom

Power Plant Men

It is not clear how many heart attacks one Power Plant Man can have.  Walt Oswalt probably had a heart attack on a monthly basis, but rarely let anyone know about it.  Ray Eberle dropped by Walt’s farm one day to visit and found Walt out in the pasture passed out next to his combine as if dead.  When Ray began following the ABC’s for safety he found that Walt was still breathing.  Upon reviving him, Walt just said that he was tired and decided to take a nap.  Ray knew that he had just had another heart attack but didn’t want to admit it.

The best way to revive Walt at this point, we found, was to say out loud that we were going to take him to the hospital in Ponca City.  At that time, no one would be caught dead going there…. or maybe they would.  At least…

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Do Good

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It’s simple” he says. “Do good” he says. 

Tony’s Bologna marketing strategy is simple.  It’s based off of providing unique, original content and writing articles that have useful advice.  100% of what I post is either because I personally think it’s funny or I think it’s interesting. I’m willing to bet a few of you might agree.

I’ve decided to do more. 

One of my biggest motivations in life is helping people.  It’s only when I’ve gone out of my way to help someone, I have found the act to truly make me happy. That being said,  I’m a real big fan of random acts of kindness and  positively influencing life.

When you have the opportunity to positively influence life, seize it.  I have been fortunate enough to build an engaging (and dare I say awesome) community, thus I have decided to use this post to recommend…

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