Yes, staying with the “Love theme” Lonely Author has decided to pen a “Tell-All.” Never a smoocher & teller, the time has come to spill the beans in hopes of earning some bread.
As you can see, Mother Lonely Author wanted a girl. I am not proud of this.
Even through my early years, she insisted I get in touch with my feminine side. I am not proud of this either.
Yes, Lonely Author worked his way through college as a pole swinger. My stage name was Lonely Stripper. I am not proud of this either.
Okay, let’s get down to the down and dirty stuff. Yeah, Paris Hilton. What can I say. We were regular lip lockers. She wasn’t bad. In the end I had to break her heart. Her kisses were too rich for my tastes.
Yes Beyonce. Terrible shame we couldn’t work things out. She went totally…
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