SLEEPY JACKS!

By the Mighty Mumford

He jumped at the last person,

Disturbing his trance-like run…

Staying awake

No piece of cake,

Is toughest when sat back down!

Been jumping all through the shift,

Being caught in danger of drift…

Into th’abyss

Of sleep driven bliss,

While minds and eyes drift!

He rarely jumps off the seat,

That kind of thing isn’t a treat,

Except for a few

Who will my physique view,

Being startled one need not repeat!

–Jonathan Caswell

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The Geometry of Women

The Lonely Author

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The Geometry Of Women

Don’t need to be a mathematician or
genius to postulate on the female form.
For women were meant to have curves.
So it doesn’t matter from which side
we admire their figures, I am certain
every view will provide a right angle.

The delicious arc of a wicked smile and
the symmetry of their glorious spheres
always intersect the very heart of me.
The smoothness of their planes, their
triangle, and perfect orbs in back will
keep any nerd or gent perpendicular.

Nothing sends me on wild tangents
as the breathtaking and captivating
beauty of the geometry of women.

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Look Out I’m A Biter!

Through Open Lens

Shark Week 2016

Bull Shark

F/5.6, 1/500, ISO 320.

Deadliest Shark In The World

Bull Shark ( Baby )

For five years, two sharks and a dolphin have worked side by side every day as window washers, and every night after work they stopped for a drink. One day, disaster struck, and the dolphin fell to his death. The police came to the site and began asking questions. “Where does he live?” The sharks shrugged their shoulders. “Is he married?” The sharks didn’t know. “What is his name?” The sharks shrugged again. “You worked with this guy for five years and you don’t know anything about him?” the cop asked. “I know something about him,” one shark volunteered. “He has two assholes.” “What are you talking about?” said the cop. “Well,” said the shark, “Whenever we go for a drink after work the bartended says, ‘Here comes the dolphin with the two…

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