I got up wearing the wrong head; it took me sometime to find the right one as it was hiding behind the washing machine. June was playing the flute in the refrigerator after losing her voice in a vacuum flask just before Sir Edmund Hilary took it to the summit of Everest. I was exploring the deepest diamond mine in the World at the time and got very excited when I found a lump of coal. I couldn’t work in my studio as it had regressed into a child’s swing; instead I sat watching a frowning face finally smile. As the afternoon aged I went into the garden to stand quite still while marble statues ran around everywhere. I moved when they finally stopped, coming in with a garland of barbed wire and machine emplacements round my neck - June was cooking in a minefield.
I left the house with a long cloak floating over my head and my nose several metres long. My companion (who eschewed the metric system) had ears many yards long and a coat made from the impression of a Devonian seed fern on soft shale. We went over and under the bridge and met the lake size mouth near the river. He stayed in a basket borrowed from Moses while I returned home via the bypass of the bypass. When I finally got in June was getting ready to go out; she put on a garden fence instead of a coat and we stayed together for the length of a smile. I then took my legs and arms upstairs to work again. As the anthropomorphic door sighed I painted a single flower in a large field and then dedicated it to a long forgotten memory.
Spoiler Alerts Ahead:
So I finally got to see Rogue One today with my son…
What did I think…?
OH MY GOD IT WAS SO AWESOME!!! JYN’S MOTHER GETS KILLED AND JYN HIDES IN A HOLE UNTIL FORREST WHITAKER FINDS HER. THEN SHE’S IN PRISON, BUT GETS BROKEN OUT BY THE REBELLION. THEN THEY GO ON THIS HUNT WHICH THEY DON’T GET THE PROOF THEY NEED, BUT THEN THEY KNOW WHERE TO GET THE PROOF AND THEN THERES FIGHTERS AND STARSHIPS GOING BOOM BOOM AND WE SEE THE BIG WALKER TANKS GOING BLAM BLAM!!! EVERYONE ON THE GROUND IS RUNNING AROUND BLOWING SHIT UP AND YELLING AND IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
Ahem… okay, Nerd/man-gushing over. Let’s get serious.
So Jyn Erso is basically a criminal who was orphaned after her father is taken by the Empire to continue his scientific work… which isn’t described at this point. The man taking him…
View original post 1,437 more words
Many questions arises in my mind ofcourse these are very common question that almost most of the people have.
Do you want more from life? Like more happiness , better health, deeper relationships, increased productivity.
Okay, to attain such things just one thing can help you.
AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE.
First let me tell you What is gratitude.
In simple words gratitude is the quality of being thankful.
Gratitude strengthens our emotions. It reduces feelings of envy, makes our memory happier, lets us experience good feelings ,and helps us bounce back from stress.
Gratitude develops our personality. Gratitude makes us more optimistic,less materialistic, more spiritual, less self centered, more esteem. All these finally leads to more happiness.
Gratitude somewhere helps us to maintain good health. It improves our sleep , it increases sleep quality,increases sleep duration. Hence it can help with insomnia.
Gratitude cant cure cancer but it can…
View original post 37 more words